030 - Conglomerate mind Pt. 1

March 22, 2019

All the siblings of the conglomerate mind get together to reminisce about creating "The Radio" and then discuss music in Adventism.

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029 - Did God tell Job to shut up?

March 15, 2019

Why Adventists will never be relevant in culture and what Job really learned in 40 chapters that people don't seem to realize.


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028 - We gon’ be rich

March 8, 2019

YOU! Come join the Adventist Millennials Slack space! Emily talks about her idea for a new community and how we can all be rich. Also, an addendum to last week's thoughts on God's will for your life. Join the Slack space here

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027 - What’s God’s will for your life?

March 1, 2019

First, let's review the Masterpiece Cakeshop SCOTUS case and discuss religious liberty vs. free speech vs. anti-discrimination. Then everyone stops trying to figure out what "God's Will" is.

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026 - Toxic Adventism!

February 22, 2019

Ten years after going to Bible college, Emily wonders why a majority of her class has fallen away from Adventism. Is the culture toxic?

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025 - Are you taking Satan’s side?

February 15, 2019

Emily realizes she needs to reform some of her old, Satanic thinking, then talks about love and the Trinity.


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024 - I discovered time travel!

February 8, 2019

Emily from the future drops mind blowing knowledge...and you'll never guess what happens next!


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023 - This Episode is a Fyre Festival

February 1, 2019

Emily wonders if we should all be a little more like Billy McFarland and schmooze our way into people's hearts. Then she talks about why Jesus looks so nice and God looks so mean!!!!

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022 - Shut your mouth, you colonialist!

January 25, 2019

Matt and Blonde guest on the podcast to talk about proclaimed colonialism in Adventism---from a secular perspective. Brace yourself and try to keep up!

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021 - Is God being manipulative?

January 18, 2019

Have you ever thought it was kind of arbitrary of God to take Samson's strength away over the length of his hair? Emily discusses this and another strange action by God in Genesis.


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020 - Into 2019 looking like Pokemon

January 11, 2019

Is your new year off to a good start? Are you crushing your resolutions? Also, why aren't Adventists allowed to succeed?


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019 - Is your top down or your bottom up?

January 4, 2019

Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, Emily chat's with world-renowned church clerk, Allen, who discusses why he resigned his church position in a rage and had his own Dan-Jackson-Spartacus moment.

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018 - The boomer perspective

December 28, 2018

Today, an elusive baby boomer associates with heresy by coming on the podcast. Emily talks to her mom about how the heck things turned out like this.

017 - Health Message, Smelth Schmessage

December 21, 2018

Do Adventists really know as much about health as we think we do? Sarah, a registered dietitian and an Adventist, joins the podcast to laugh at the health message.....kind of. 


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016 - Stop Doing Your Devotions!

December 14, 2018

Everyone in Adventism censors everyone--STOP IT! Don't be silenced. Also, you're probably doing your devotions wrong. Emily helps you get your life straight and we introduce a brand new sponsor: thehaystack.org


015 - Omg Christian fiction

December 7, 2018

Have you ever wondered why Christian fiction is such dreck? You're not the only one! Emily talks about why she thinks it's terrible and what makes good fiction (lol jk joke's, on you, egw says there's no such thing as good fiction). Kaboom!

014 - Growing Up Adventist

November 30, 2018

The final member of the conglomerate mind, John, joins Emily in this special episode to talk about what it's like growing up as an Adventist.

013 - Here’s where you’re WRONG!

November 23, 2018

Emily tells the story of the first black Friday and then calls out everyone in the whole world for being wrong about something.

012 - Socially awkward Adventists

November 16, 2018

You've asked and been answered! Emily does a Q&A episode and unloads heaps of wisdom on the unsuspecting masses. Thank you for submitting your questions!

011 - just let us laugh!

November 9, 2018

Emily's brother, Aaron, joins for this special-guest episode where they talk about meta communication, comedy and why they like to laugh. Have fun!