021 - Is God being manipulative?

January 18, 2019

Have you ever thought it was kind of arbitrary of God to take Samson's strength away over the length of his hair? Emily discusses this and another strange action by God in Genesis.


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020 - Into 2019 looking like Pokemon

January 11, 2019

Is your new year off to a good start? Are you crushing your resolutions? Also, why aren't Adventists allowed to succeed?


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019 - Is your top down or your bottom up?

January 4, 2019

Happy New Year! On the first episode of 2019, Emily chat's with world-renowned church clerk, Allen, who discusses why he resigned his church position in a rage and had his own Dan-Jackson-Spartacus moment.

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018 - The boomer perspective

December 28, 2018

Today, an elusive baby boomer associates with heresy by coming on the podcast. Emily talks to her mom about how the heck things turned out like this.


017 - Health Message, Smelth Schmessage

December 21, 2018

Do Adventists really know as much about health as we think we do? Sarah, a registered dietitian and an Adventist, joins the podcast to laugh at the health message.....kind of. 


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016 - Stop Doing Your Devotions!

December 14, 2018

Everyone in Adventism censors everyone--STOP IT! Don't be silenced. Also, you're probably doing your devotions wrong. Emily helps you get your life straight and we introduce a brand new sponsor: thehaystack.org



015 - Omg Christian fiction

December 7, 2018

Have you ever wondered why Christian fiction is such dreck? You're not the only one! Emily talks about why she thinks it's terrible and what makes good fiction (lol jk joke's, on you, egw says there's no such thing as good fiction). Kaboom!


014 - Growing Up Adventist

November 30, 2018

The final member of the conglomerate mind, John, joins Emily in this special episode to talk about what it's like growing up as an Adventist.


013 - Here’s where you’re WRONG!

November 23, 2018

Emily tells the story of the first black Friday and then calls out everyone in the whole world for being wrong about something.


012 - Socially awkward Adventists

November 16, 2018

You've asked and been answered! Emily does a Q&A episode and unloads heaps of wisdom on the unsuspecting masses. Thank you for submitting your questions!


011 - just let us laugh!

November 9, 2018

Emily's brother, Aaron, joins for this special-guest episode where they talk about meta communication, comedy and why they like to laugh. Have fun!


010 - Did you whore yourself out today?

November 2, 2018

How do you receive criticism? Emily asks this question and airs a podcaster beef. Then she reveals something out of the time capsule.


008 - Is the GC the beast of Revelation???

October 19, 2018

Run for your liveeees! This is the compliance episode--but you probably won't be hearing this take anywhere else so gird up your loins!


007 - Stop changing the world

October 12, 2018

Emily interviews Vita. They discuss Vita's story and the differences in experience for millennial Adventists in the USA and Ukraine. Then, Emily tells you why you should stop trying to change the world.